i don't want you to think of me as your TA
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
is that a dick in a sweater?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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