doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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