Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
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Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
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Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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