You really coming over, don't trick.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
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If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
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I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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