I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
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My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
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Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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