i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
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I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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