Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
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I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
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I could fuck to npr.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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