I swear she didn't look like that last week.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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