what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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