I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Moan for me like Helen Keller
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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