we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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