Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
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you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
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I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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