If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
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These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I enjoy the company of your penis
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