Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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