If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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