it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
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