One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
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He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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