I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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