1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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