i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
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I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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