Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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