you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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