Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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