I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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