my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
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whose ass print is on the piano?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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