Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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