it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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