Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
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This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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