i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
