I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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