ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
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I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
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Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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