i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
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