Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
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Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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