We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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