Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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