Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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