He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
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Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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