why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
