I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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