Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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