I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
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Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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