the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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