Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
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I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
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the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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