M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
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Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
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How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.