I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
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Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
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Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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