yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.