Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY