I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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