was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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