Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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