How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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