Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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