Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
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I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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