yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
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sarcasm needs its own font
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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