Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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