just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
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No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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